Groin Fatigue

Pronunciation: 'groin
Function: noun
Etymology: Texas Talk; alteration from English
1 : a condition of weariness in the groinal region due to overuse; specifically: a groinal region overtaxed from excessive exercise, incessant thrusting or extracurricular activities

2 : a strain to a man's Special Purpose, usually the result of RMLS (Restless Middle Leg Syndrome)

Example sentence:
A fatigued groin caused the pitcher to be scratched.

Image

Player about to scratch "down there."

Web References

Yanks' Clemens scratched for debut against White Sox